DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
i feel like theres a story behind this that needs to be told
I’m no expert, but I’d say he masturbated right after chopping jalapenos.
when I have the same letter in a row more than 3 times on a multiple choice test I become very anxious that everything I’m doing is wrong
when i was like 5 i was asleep in my room whilst there was a storm outside, my mum came in and i thought it was hagrid coming to tell me I’m a wizard, but it wasn’t and i’ve been mourning my muggle identity ever since